[RussianConservative]

Skinny girls are less likely to be good cooks

Maybe in mutant land of US, but not in Europe. My wife excellent cook and she is tiny, just a like almost all women.

[Snuffington]

Apparently humor doesn't translate into Russian very well. Therefore, I'll not attempt a snappy comeback regarding Russian cuisine, for fear of restarting the Cold War.

[Lazamataz]

Maybe in mutant land of US

Hey buster, before you go slinging that mutant label around, don't forget who's got that Chernobyl problem!