To: yankeedame
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
'Cause from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you...
9 posted on
05/17/2004 6:52:07 AM PDT by
boris
(The deadliest weapon of mass destruction in history is a Leftist with a word processor)
To: boris
::singing::
"Fat-Bottomed Girls, You Make The Rockin' World Go 'Round!"
To: boris
And from the Pennsylvania Dutch:
Kissin' don't last -- Cookin' do (paraphrasing)
To: boris
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
'Cause from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you... Reminds me of an old Abbot & Costello skit:
Costello: If I get married, I'm gonna marry an ugly girl Abbot: Why?
Costello: Because a pretty gitl might leave me
Abbot: An ugly girl might leave you too
Costello: Yeah, but who cares?
181 posted on
05/17/2004 6:42:49 PM PDT by
SauronOfMordor
(That which does not kill me had better be able to run away damn fast.)
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