[BigWaveBetty]

The Dim Brothers demonstrate the one million jobs Effin' will create.

"Americans don't want these jobs, another fine mess you've gotten us into Ollie!"

[mountaineer]

I'm beginning to think Effin' has imaginary friends, little elfin folk who whisper things in his ear, like "Hey John, lots of foreign leaders want you to be president," which he then dutifully repeats as if it were the gospel truth, to much ridicule. Well, he's done it again:

Marking the 50th anniversary of the landmark Supreme Court decision ending segregation in public schools, Democrat John Kerry warned on Monday that there are forces in the United States that sought "to see it undone." Reuters

There are forces, many evil forces, Kerry intoned, who would snatch little black children right out of schools and put them all on big rocket ships aimed for Mars! It's true! Foreign leaders told him so!