After greeting them, He informed them that he had had it with the situation on earth, and was going to destroy it. They were to tell people to prepare for the end, which would be that Friday.
Each returned to his governing board.
Pres. Bush stood before his cabinet and said, "I have some good news, and some bad news. The good news is that there IS a God. The bad news that He is unhappy with earth, and will destroy it on Friday.
Pres. Putin stood before his cabinet and said, "I have some bad news and some worse news. The bad news is that there IS a God. The worse news is that He is unhappy with the earth and plans to destroy it this Friday.
Bill Gates stood before his board and Said, "I have some great news and some FANTASTIC news. The great news is that God thinks I am one of the three most powerful men in the world. The FANTASTIC news is that we don't have to fix WINDOWS XP.
...rimshot...!
I read the entire postings there at BushCountry.org. Much of it seems like a typical BB ramblings and tauntings and bunkiness, but it was the observations at the end of the articles that makes one go hummmm. Evidently there has been increased traffic and material in Exmouth heading to Leamouth (Wormwood) Observatory. Project Wormwood is located there and its mission is planetary defense. Interesting indeed.
ROTFLMAO ! They probably couldn't fix Windows XP anyway, if they had a hundred years.