[Darksheare]

*snort!*
I am the third man on the grassy knoll!
I came up with the conspiracy, it was all ME!
I will be called the Darklord, and you will all cower and shiver before me!
I run OPEC!
It's all MY fault!
American Idol is rigged by ME!
I have ways of knowing what you are doing because of the distrontificator in your RADIO!
Your TV is a spying device through which we see your actions!
Your showerhead is a video camera with which we view your shortcomings!
Your spouse is an agent plant that works for US!
WE will control all!
Nothing short of Binaca will stop US!
The crows really are out to get me.....
I, I.. I.. *knock at the door*
Huh? Who could that be? *gets up to answer the door*
Yes? Hey, who ARE you people? *muffled muttering outside door*
What?! No! Let go of me!
I..! *sounds of major struggle*
Not the tranq dart! NOO! *muffled pop, sound of snoozing body hitting floor*

Unit 'Darksheare' has been neutralised for your safety and convenience.

[Neets]

Your showerhead is a video camera with which we view your shortcomings!

Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That line is my fav.