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Alou Slumping With Cubs Two Behind Astros (Alou Pees In His Hands)
AP via Yahoo ^ | 5.6.2004 | Nancy Armour

Posted on 05/07/2004 6:02:08 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick

CHICAGO - Moises Alou has had better weeks.

 

Not only is the Chicago Cubs (news)' left fielder mired in a hitting slump after a fast start, he's been dogged by questions about his unorthodox hitting preparation.

Alou is one of only a few major league players who doesn't use batting gloves, and it was reported that he urinates on his hands to harden them. Alou doesn't dispute the report, but also doesn't want to discuss it anymore.

"I don't want to talk about that because I told that to somebody who wasn't supposed to print it," Alou said before Wednesday night's game.

The story has spawned jokes and snickers, though, especially on talk radio.

"That's not anybody's business, really," Cubs manager Dusty Baker said before Wednesday's 2-0 loss to Arizona. But Baker acknowledged that Alou will have to live with some ribbing for a while.

"I know guys don't want to shake his hand now," Baker added. "Everybody just gives him the fist."

Not that there's much celebrating going on these days, with the Cubs losing three of their last nine and dropping two games behind Houston in the NL Central. Chicago has managed only 22 runs in the last nine games.

Alou had been on a tear, hitting .450 with six homers and 15 RBIs during a 14-game span. But he's now 0-for-16 in his last four games, and he flied out to center with the bases loaded to end an eighth-inning rally in Wednesday night's 2-0 loss to Arizona.

Baker gave Alou the day off Thursday, but said it had nothing to do with his woes.

"It's daytime after nighttime. And Moises been playing his butt off," Baker said. "When you play a tough series in St. Louis and we have a left-hander against us tomorrow, two days after that and an off day on Monday, today was a perfect day for Moises to sit.

"I don't care if he went 2-for-4 yesterday, he probably would have sat today anyway," Baker added. "So 0-for-16 has nothing to do it. Like I said I didn't even know he was 0-for-16, you guys keep these numbers."


TOPICS: Sports; Weird Stuff
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To: NYC GOP Chick
"I don't want to talk about that because I told that to somebody who wasn't supposed to print it," Alou said before Wednesday night's game.

Headline....

Alou leak leaked!

21 posted on 05/07/2004 7:42:00 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Next thing we are going to find out is that Alou bones his bats.
22 posted on 05/07/2004 8:19:14 PM PDT by fhayek
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To: NYC GOP Chick
I've been wondering for years how liberals can so harden their hearts and minds. Finally, Alou gives me the answer.
23 posted on 05/07/2004 8:55:10 PM PDT by T'wit ("To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society" - Theodore Roosevelt)
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To: hole_n_one; mhking; martin_fierro; mikrofon
No wonder that ball tried to get away from him!


24 posted on 05/07/2004 9:49:12 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Foul smell.)
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To: Rightone; martin_fierro; mikrofon; mhking
Walker 2b
Patterson CF
Sosa RF
Alou P
. . .

25 posted on 05/07/2004 9:55:19 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Batting clean-up, of course.)
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To: hole_n_one
1 run, 2 hits, no errors.
26 posted on 05/07/2004 9:57:02 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practice started by Curt Flood.)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Trade him to the Seattle Uriners.

Just not the Milwaukee Brewers, please.

27 posted on 05/07/2004 10:03:15 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (And definitely not the Montreal Expose!)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Maybe the thing is small and he can't help but urinate on his hands.
28 posted on 05/07/2004 10:48:07 PM PDT by no dems (Does anyone from the Bush/Cheney camp monitor the Freep website?)
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To: NYC GOP Chick; Charles Henrickson
'Makes one think twice about facing a lefty of Middle-Eastern heritage...
29 posted on 05/08/2004 6:50:58 AM PDT by mikrofon (Moistest Alou)
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To: mikrofon; martin_fierro
Moistest Alou

Perfect! Also, you got me thinking: A "loo" is where Brits relieve themselves. So . . .

Moistest A-loo: Double play (on words)!

30 posted on 05/08/2004 8:30:54 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Aloulou!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
8^)

Following this disclosure, the MLB powers-that-be will craft a regulation to prohibit such behavior: The Keep-it-in-your-Fly Rule

31 posted on 05/08/2004 8:59:07 AM PDT by mikrofon (Alou, Alou, skip to the 'Loo...)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Willie Green; xsmommy
My religion forbids me from making Pissburgh Pirate jokes.
32 posted on 05/08/2004 3:43:30 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Chat is my milieu)
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