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Subject: 2035 PREDICTIONS

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as
California's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States
crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally... Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon)
..
Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take
at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases
to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being overtaken by
Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now
be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has
banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to
$17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only.

35 year study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates
their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven
inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers,
screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers
must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political
contributions to campaign accounts.

Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex
with congressman.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.

Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting Machine.

"Got Rights?"

I have a friend who lives on a massive ranch in west texas. Every morning before she turns the kids out to play in the "back yard" she has to go out and shoot the rattlers off the porch. The irony is she's this little thing who grew up in a junior league family in Fort Worth and she's never been happier than on the range. It really ticks off her mother, though. All that proper "lady" training and all. hehehe Of course she married an Aggie, which accounts for her proper "humanization" now!

This is interesting: http://www.opinionjournal.com/columnists/pnoonan/

I'm not sure why Peggy expects our government to provide biohazard suits to everyone, or lead suits to everyone (dirty bomb scenario) - heck, you couldn't move in a lead suit.

I do think they should be running drills publicly on what to do in a dirty bomb scenario, etc. But let's face it, there's no way to check all the containers that come into our port cities. There's no freakin' way. I guess I'm amazed that people who live in extremely high threat areas think there is some sort of automatic government "fix" to protect them. HELLO - if there was a fix, it wouldn't be a real threat.

I love Peggy Noonan. I find she has her finger on the pulse of real Americans. But there are times when she gets on this WMD kick of expecting the govt to protect her at every turn, and I just want to slap some sense into her and tell her to move to the midwest, where mountain lions will get you before Achmed does.