[null and void]

ahhhhh... but you don't know the girl.

Neither do you. You might think you do, but you will discover a whole new woman, dare you marry her.

[King Prout]

gettin' sick of bein' alone, pal.

this is the first local woman I have met since, hell, ever, who seems to meet or exceed all of the requisite standards.

So far, in intellect, interests, personality, habits, politics, etc... she seems to be highly similar and complementary to me (but with different plumbing, and much cuter)

If this pans out as true, the rock will be tendered.