Do you hate vanities as much as I do? (Vanity)

[AmishDude]

I mean, who does stuff like that? Just ask an open-ended question in the title and ask everyone to comment, even though they don't know what it refers to?

It drives me crazy

[cyborg]

Your lighter was taken in the name of science.

http://www.spoothe.com/archives/000025.html

[AmishDude]

Well, I should have put it in chat, but I actually wanted to get it banished.

YOU KNOW, IF THE MODS HAD A SENSE OF HUMOR, THEY WOULD HAVE PUT IT IN BREAKING NEWS.

The above was just for you, anny, not for anybody else.

[linn37]

No but I have a pack of matches with a pink cover that says Bob and Renee on it.

[annyokie]

LOL TG I have a sense of humor! This exercise was fun. Vanities are not breaking news they are just venting.

I found your lighter under the coffee table, BTW.

[HairOfTheDog]

So - Are we entertaining you this afternoon, or are you entertaining us?

[MEG33]

OLD news!...or put a siren at the top and say.."Developing,ongoing" news.It happens every day!

How about the vanity,.."Did you just hear what I heard on..(Fox,Rush,O'reilly,etc.)?" and that is all it says.

On the other hand ,some vanities are great.

[MEG33]

A bit of both?LOL

[AmishDude]

So - Are we entertaining you this afternoon, or are you entertaining us?

If not the latter then it must be the former.

I leave it to you to decide. I am the Fox News of self-referential vanity postings.

[Admin Moderator]

YOU KNOW, IF THE MODS HAD A SENSE OF HUMOR, THEY WOULD HAVE PUT IT IN BREAKING NEWS.

The Sidebar Moderator is on break right now.
An Admin Moderator moved this one.
Admin Mods don't have a sense of humor

:-}

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

AmishDude says he found it along with my illegal Cuban cigars. And I was about to call the police to complain that my illegas had been robbed. Think of the time wasted making out a report.

[AmishDude]

On the other hand ,some vanities are great.

I'll take that as a compliment.

I don't care how it was intended, it's a compliment, dammit!

[annyokie]

I like the vanities: prayers for sick or dead loved ones. Gripes about work, pleas for help with sick, dead or dying computers. Queries about posting pictures or how HTML works. Gripes about the President and/or candidates for senate or representatives. Baby pictures. Our FRiends who have been visited by tragedy. (Bogdan for one)

[babaloo999]

A lot of these vanities are posted by trolls just to waste bandwidth, or so I've heard.
The test results for AmishDude haven't come back from the lab yet. </just keeding>

[annyokie]

You Mods, anyway. ; )

[AmishDude]

So the Admin Moderator, the Sidebar Moderator and I am not a Mod walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long faces?" They reply, "We just lost the John Kerry lookalike contest."

Then . . .

The bartender said, "John F***in' Kerry?" and the Admin Moderator banned him.

Then . . .

Some FReepers complained but Sidebar Moderator banished their threads to Chat.

[AmishDude]

You know what I can't figure out for the life of me?

What the East St. Louis does your screenname mean?

[cyborg]

I am thinking of starting a 'who are the moderators really?' thread.

[AmishDude]

A lot of these vanities are posted by trolls just to waste bandwidth,

I'm short and pudgy, but I haven't gotten the bridge thing down yet.

[Darksheare]

LOL!
I've seen the penalty for humor by Admin Mods, it isn't pretty. Mere link to it. Came from video still of Admin Mod office internal memo delivery. http://mywebpage.netscape.com/BMK175/Zotstuff/gisamurai4.jpg / joke. Have fun, don't get caught having fun.

[MEG33]

I am still reeling over Bogdan.

I really do think some vanities are great.I will continue to trust until otherwise shown not to.No link yet to verify a tragic,deadly accident caused by a drunk driver,with witnesses, is a sure give away.