To: Just another Joe
Getting lazy in our old age are we?
I have a few jokes to share, so here we go:
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't."
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!
48 posted on
05/07/2004 5:07:32 PM PDT by
Don W
(If vivisection is considered horrific, why isn't abortion?)
To: Don W
That is very funny!!!!!!!!!
49 posted on
05/07/2004 5:08:37 PM PDT by
Gabz
(Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my cigarettes)
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