[JustAmy]

Cats

Cats sleep, anywhere,
Any table, any chair
Top of piano, window-ledge,
In the middle, on the edge,
Open drawer, empty shoe,
Anybody's lap will do,
Fitted in a cardboard box,
In the cupboard, with your frocks-
Anywhere! They don't care!
Cats sleep anywhere.

-- Elanor Farjeon --
(1881-1965)

[JustAmy]

A couple buys this cute little dog. They take him home and two days later the dog becomes very lazy. It won't eat, doesn't bark, heck it doesn't even move at all.

So the couple decides to take the dog to the Vet. The Vet looks at the dog and then lays it on the floor. He then brings a cat into the room and sets it beside the dog. The cat crawls all over the dog for several minutes and then runs around the dog four times before the Vet picks up the cat and puts him back in his cage.

The Vet then turns to the couple and says, "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your dog is dead... That'll be $225.00."

"$225.00?," screamed the outraged man. "You expect me to pay you that much just to tell me my dog is dead?"

The Vet replied, "It's only $25.00 for the office visit and $200.00 for the Cat Scan."

[archy]

See the Eagle soar, and fly.
Dance with the clouds,
And even try to catch the wind,
'Till sudden movement, raptor sought,
Brings duty back to hunter's thought;
And dreams: of Earthbound prey- soon caught.

The tiny kitten on the ground,
dreams too: to dance! Then spins around,
When talons meet; and airborne might,
Turns kittens' daydreams into night.

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

LOL! Elanor got that right!