[radu]

I was almost afraid to reply to that until I realized it was the cat thread.

ROTFLOL! That's what I get for posting while half-asleep! Now that I look again at what I'd posted, it does come across funny. hehehehe!

Now, I have to picture this, so my question to you is, you have about a million cats, are they all trampoline artists?

Fortunately, no. I don't think I'd be alive today if they were. LOL!
The few who are trampoline artists do their best to knock the wind out of me or rupture internal organs. It's amazing how an 8 or 9 lb. cat can feel like 50 lbs. when it lands on one's stomach! oof!

[Lady Jag]

One particular cat walks all over me, but only when I'm asleep. She doesn't usually jump onto me but I do vaguely recall the feeling. She's really nearsighted and gets very close to my face and breathes. If that doesn't wake me up, she licks my face; I am trying to learn to sleep with my mouth closed.