Nope...I was, and still am, the trampoline. LOL! I get bounced on every night, usually when I'm just about to nod out. Arwen and Ohphelia are the two main culprits, darn their lil hides.
I swear I hear them snicker as I peel myself from the ceiling.
I was almost afraid to reply to that until I realized it was the cat thread.
Now, I have to picture this, so my question to you is, you have about a million cats, are they all trampoline artists?