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Those stocking caps are left over from the Iowa Caucuses in January. Volunteers were outside for hours on end in sub zero weather. Each individual campaign had their own stocking cap for the kids out on the streets campaigning for them.
Apparently the Kerry campaign ordered more stocking caps than they had volunteers and now they're trying to sell the left overs.