I would have said Cracker Jack, but the fact remains - the woman has no fashion sense whatsoever (anyone who knows me would say, "pot, meet kettle," but even I am not as tacky as she).
I haven't yet found the Al Gore Earth Day story, but will keep looking.
Shoot, now I'm starting to wonder if I even heard it. Don't knock yourself out with looking, I suppose it'll come along.
HLL, did you hear this algore story this morning?