[JustAmy]

A minister was talking to a children's Sunday School class about kindness to animals. He cited the Biblical references to substantiate his case. "Now let's suppose," he said, "that you saw a bad person cutting off the tail of a cat. What Biblical quotation would you use to tell him of the terrible wrong he was doing?"

"I would point out to him," one of the class said, "what God hath joined together, let no man put asunder."

[JustAmy]

A minister arrived at his office one Monday morning to find a note had been slipped under the door. Drawing a single sheet of paper from an envelope he found written on it only one word: "FOOL".

The next Sunday he announced, "I have known many people who have written letters and forgot to sign their name.

"But this week I received a letter from someone who signed his name and had forgotten to write a letter."

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

*chuckle* ; )