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I Was Lifted Up On Angel's Wings
by WhtDove

I was lifted up on Angels' wings,
And through the Heavens soared.
When I came upon a brilliant light,
I found it was my Lord.

With hair like snow and eyes of fire,
I bowed before His feet.
In His presence it was hard to stand,
My sins felt like concrete.

Head hung in sorrow, tears filled my eyes.
My mouth, it couldn't speak.
My sins were overpowering me.
My soul, it just felt weak.

A gentle hand reached out to touch me,
A voice like thunder spoke.
The love He gave enveloped my soul,
My heart no longer broke.

He put His loving arms around me,
Such peace that I felt then.
I was quite content in knowing that,
He'd do it all again.

Our righteous acts are like filthy rags,
The Lord reminded me.
Come in unto Me my precious child,
For I can set you free.

I was lifted up on Angel's wings,
And through the Heavens soared.
I had been forgiven my sin and...
My soul had been restored.

HOLY VOICE MAIL

Voice Mail nowadays is a nuisance,
It's becoming too often routine,
But imagine if it was in Heaven!
If you will, try to picture the scene.

"Hello and We thank you for praying,
To continue, remain on your knees
And select from the following menu
Any one of the options you please.

"All our angels right now are quite busy,
Helping sinners who prayed before you,
So hang on and try to be patient,
You'll be glad that you did when you do.

"Press 1 if you're seeking forgiveness,
Press 2 if you're offering thanks,
Press 3 to do gripes and complaining;
Number 4's for agnostics and cranks.

"Press 5 if you're wanting Our Father,
Press 6 to consult with His Son;
Press the pound key if you're getting frantic
And are dying to reach ANYONE.

"Press Zero to dial Operator,
If it's busy don't panic or fuss,
Just wait and re-pray a bit later,
Your prayer is important to Us.

"Your prayer may perhaps be recorded
And relayed later on back to Earth;
To hear psalms, while you wait, by King David,
Please enter the year of your birth.

"You may pray every day except Monday,
There's a chance you may reach someone live;
Please don't pray before eight in the morning
And there's nobody here after five.

"Well, thank you again and keep praying,
We hope that you have a nice day;
In the future for aid or for comfort,
Remember We're here, so just pray."

From "things-to-say.com"