[Quix]

SOME people learn at an early age

--not to sit on corncobs.
--to remove burrs in their saddle
--to whine in private
--to throw 2 year old tantrums in private
--to at least pretend that they are older than 2 years old

And some in later years even learn to seek out therapy for chronic terminal self-pity.

[nopardons]

LOL...cogently put, dear FRiend.:-)