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If I were a woman I'd be a lesbian , too !
75 posted on 04/22/2004 8:19:12 AM PDT by sushiman
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To: sushiman
I thought all straight males were lesbians.
76 posted on 04/22/2004 8:25:23 AM PDT by datura (Time to admit this is a war of Islam versus the US. They are ALL the enemy.)
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To: sushiman
>If I were a woman I'd be a lesbian , too !

I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo!
I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero!
I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight.
I'd sleep with women only. Man, it would be great.
I'd throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't want to mate.
I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight!
I wish I were a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke.
I'd sleep with k.d. lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike!
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.
I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung.
It shouldn't really matter how somebody is hung.
Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung!
I DARE Casey Kasem to play this!
I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo
(I hate that machis'mo!)
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!

83 posted on 04/22/2004 9:05:21 AM PDT by theFIRMbss
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