To: threat matrix
I am shocked, shocked I tell you!
First Rosie O'Donnell, now this? Hillary gay?
It has cruelly dashed my fondest romantic fantasies, of course, but I would still vote for her in as many districts as possible. After all, Barney Frank (aka the Bugger of Bayonne) is doing a splendid job in public office and he is gayer than Christmas in Ecuador.
I do have an important legal question: If Hillary were to marry Barney (The Bugger, not the purple dinosaur) would that be considered a "Gay Marriage?" I am going to ask Kerry's campaign office.
Inquiring minds want to know.
To: Kenny Bunk
Kerry's campaign office was probably the source for the story.
38 posted on
04/22/2004 7:29:58 AM PDT by
Eva
To: Kenny Bunk
There was a hilarious article in the Onion about a co-ed disavowing her lesbian fling in college after joining the homosexual movement for 3 years, much like Hillary!
To: Kenny Bunk
"I do have an important legal question: If Hillary were to marry Barney (The Bugger, not the purple dinosaur) would that be considered a "Gay Marriage?" I am going to ask Kerry's campaign office."
I guess it is time to haul this one out again:
A gay young man from Khartoum,
Took a lesbian up to his room,
But they argued all night as to who had the right,
To do what, and with which, and to whom.
Regards,
44 posted on
04/22/2004 7:35:29 AM PDT by
Jimmy Valentine
(DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
To: Kenny Bunk
gayer than Christmas in Ecuador. LOL, an instant classic!
82 posted on
04/22/2004 9:02:44 AM PDT by
cmak9
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