[oyez]

Dr Hook & The Medicine Show, "Sylvia's Mother." Or most anything by Dr. Hook & Co. (gag!)

[TheBigB]

"When You're in Love with a Beautiful Woman" is pretty good...

[mabelkitty]

"On The Cover of the Rolling Stone....."
That was kinda funny..

[Sam the Sham]

"Dr Hook & The Medicine Show, "Sylvia's Mother." Or most anything by Dr. Hook & Co. (gag!),"

Oyez, "Rolling Stone" atones for many sins.

We're real rock singers, we've got golden fingers
and we're loved everywhere we go...
We sing about beauty and we sing about truth
for $10,000 a show...

We take all kinds of pills to give us all kinds of thrils
but the thrill we've never known
Is the thrill that it gits you when you git your picture
on the cover of the Rolling Stone

chorus...
Rolling Stone
Wanna see my picture on the cover
Wanna buy five copies for my mother
Wanna see my smiling face on the cover of the rolling stone..

I've got a freaky old lady name of Cocaine Sady
who embroiders on my jeans
I've got my poor old grey haired Daddy
driving my limousines
Well its all decided to blow our minds but our minds won't realy be blown
Like the blow that it gits you when you get your picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone

chorus

We got a lot of little teenage blue eyed groupies
who do anything we say
We got a genuine Indian guru
he's teaching us a better way
Well it's all decided to blow our minds
But our minds won't really be blown
Till the blow that it gits when you git your picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone