[Mo1]

Besides, why would he want to?

Because of the pain he'll have when he breaks his neck??

He ain't a teenager any more

[Darksheare]

Grow up, not old!
I'll slow down when I die!
You're only as old as you act!
Carpe crispy creme!
I'll see the nurse about it as soon as I remove the branch from my *......

Hmm..
Slowing down may be a good idea, seeing the trouble one can get into these days.
Especially if hanging out with me, or anyone I know...