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Two US Marines are listening to the radio in Iraq.
"American soldiers," coos a soft female voice, "Your
so-called national leaders have lied to you. You are
needlessly risking your lives to wage a useless,
unjust, illegal, and unwinnable war. Now is the time
to return home to your loved ones, while you are still
alive. If you foolishly insist on remaining where you
are not wanted, the brave resistance fighters will
have no choice but to kill you and add your name to
the long ever-increasing casualty list of this insane
war. So why risk never seeing your loved ones again
for a so-called president who has repeatedly lied and
decieved you at every opportunity? Why should you be
sacrificed so that US corporations can enjoy fatter
profits? The only wise thing to do is return home now,
while you are still drawing breath, before you return
zippered into a body bag."

"What's this?" sneers one Marine. "An Islamo-terrorist
version of Tokyo Rose?"

"No," answers the other. "It's just a CNN commentator."