It really must be culturally sterile up there. All them dead fish on your wall and not one of them sings???? Mo, you're just not paying attention to your southern lessons. I don't how many of them my dad has. I was so disappointed. I was going to get him a singing fish for Father's Day a few years back and discovered he already had at least one....back them.
From Jeff Foxworthy: "If you have more than one singing fish on your walls, you might be a redneck."