To: Lakeshark; yall
OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM
6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.
9:30pm - * Intermission *
10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.
- (Original author unknown)
163 posted on
04/17/2004 12:08:33 PM PDT by
lodwick
(Wake up, America!)
To: lodwick
I am laughing so hard. It is funny, but not far off the mark for their convention.
To: lodwick
:-)
Great itinerary.
I think you missed one thing though:
1:00 AM - Hookers go wild.......Kennedy and BJ strip for the crowd.......Eeeeeewww
169 posted on
04/17/2004 1:05:07 PM PDT by
Lakeshark
(Whatever.............................................:-)
To: lodwick
LOL! Sad, but probably not too far from true.
181 posted on
04/17/2004 3:15:29 PM PDT by
sweetliberty
("Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.")
To: lodwick
ROFLMAO!! That's funny.
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