To: Mo1
No, she didn't have a sense of humor.
So she must have been a liberal.
*scratches head*
Come to think of it, she may have been insane as well.
Of course, most of my neighbors there were insane.
One of them, who was in her late 20's at the time, liked to do 'strip teases' in front of her wide open uncurtained windows, as well as answer the door in the buff.
I'd caught one of her cats that had gotten loose once and was returning the fuzzy miscreant to his 'mom' and found the latter part of the above statement out the hard way.
About that time was when I came up with my theory and realisation that men, when confronted by the female's defensive chest beam weapon, become babbling drooling morons.
It was horribly unfair.
1,509 posted on
05/01/2004 10:58:05 AM PDT by
Darksheare
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To: Darksheare
Yea .. they sound like nutty liberals
At my mom's house we had a neighbor who was nuts .. we use to call her shotgun sally because she had this bad habit of pulling a shotgun out if you stepped on her lawn
We had another one we called Crazy Rita .. she didn't like catholics .. but yet lived in a catholic neighborhood .. go figure
She had a habit of going to church and screaming at the priest during mass .. or when she walked by she's throw pennies at the church
Oh and when we would walk home from school (catholic school) we had to take the long way because she would sick her dog on us
Wow .. thems were the days .. *L*
1,516 posted on
05/01/2004 11:46:40 AM PDT by
Mo1
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