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To: null and void; lodwick; Mo1; Conservababe; yall
I have been laughing so hard all day. My family is immensely entertaining (although some might say crazy as h*ll). My dad and stepmom have these neighbors that mow their lawn several times a week....and when it rains, they blow dry the grass...then mow it. Actually, Dad and Katie had talked about these people before and their weird lawnmowing habits, and I'd seen them out in good weather, but today was actually the first time I was here when they were blowdrying the grass. ROTFL! It was hilarious. Some people really have too much time on their hands.

I think one of the best ones I've heard all day was Katie saying how her mom used lard for birth control. Katie is not what you'd call a delicate southern lady. She has a very blunt and colorful way of expressing herself, to say the least. I'll let you use your imagination.

Dawn and Vickie went to the Oaks today. Derby party tomorrow. Anyway, thought I'd make a quickie post. My typing is keeping Dad awake so I need to go. Y'all have fun.

1,473 posted on 04/30/2004 7:09:54 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.")
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To: sweetliberty
blow drying.. the grass?
1,475 posted on 04/30/2004 7:46:12 PM PDT by Darksheare (Fortune for the day: Somewhere there's a size 10 steel toe boot with a troll's name on it.)
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To: sweetliberty
I think one of the best ones I've heard all day was Katie saying how her mom used lard for birth control

Sorry .. but what the heck????

1,477 posted on 04/30/2004 8:27:23 PM PDT by Mo1 (Make Michael Moore cry.... DONATE MONTHLY!!!)
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