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Senior Moment

I got up this morning
Hurried to make my bed,
Went to make the coffee
Turned on TV instead;

Thought I had the paper
Looked but never found,
Searched the room, went to the door
It was laying on the ground;

Went to pour my coffee
Forgot to fill the pot;
So turned around as I sat down
Wondering what I forgot;

Wrote myself a little note
Forgot what I wanted to say,
So turned around went back to bed
I'll start over another day.

HOPE I REMEMBER TO GET UP!!!!

Copyright: Gin

5 posted on 04/13/2004 10:53:21 PM PDT by JustAmy (God Bless our Troops! God Bless President Bush! God Bless America!!!)
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To: All; T'wit; Jen; OESY; Brad's Gramma

Click for Eddie Cantor

Ain't She Sweet
Words by Jack Yellen.
Music by Milton Ager.
1927

There she is! There she is!
There's what keeps me up all night.
Oh, gee whiz! Oh, gee whiz!,
There's why I can't eat a bite.
Those flaming eyes! that flaming youth!
Oh, Mister, oh, sister tell me the truth.

Ain't she sweet?
See her coming down the street!
Now I ask you very confidentially,
Ain't she sweet?
Ain't she nice?
Look her over once or twice
Now I ask you very confidentially,
Ain't she nice?
Just cast an eye in her direction
Oh, me! Oh, my!
Ain't that perfection?
I repeat, don't you think that's kind of neat?
And I ask you very confidentially,
Ain't she sweet?

Tell me where, tell me where,
Have you seen one just like that?
I declare, I declare,
That sure is worth looking at.
Oh, boy, how sweet! those lips must be!
Gaze on it! doggonit, now answer me!

Ain't she sweet?
See her coming down the street!
Now I ask you very confidentially,
Ain't she sweet?
Ain't she nice?
Look her over once or twice
Now I ask you very confidentially,
Ain't she nice?
Just cast an eye in her direction
Oh, me! Oh, my!
Ain't that perfection?
I repeat, don't you think that's kind of neat?
And I ask you very confidentially,
Ain't she sweet?

6 posted on 04/13/2004 11:24:51 PM PDT by JustAmy (God Bless our Troops! God Bless President Bush! God Bless America!!!)
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To: JustAmy
Afternoon Amy. re: Senior Moment...

I was gonna post something witty and cute, but I forgot.

Never Mind.
57 posted on 04/14/2004 2:40:58 PM PDT by Diver Dave
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