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Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them.
--Margaret Mitchell, from Gone with the Wind

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death
--Unknown

Income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf
--Will Rogers

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax.
--Albert Einstein

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged.
--Roger Jones

They said I live in a wonderful country and should pay my taxes with a smile! I tried that but they insisted on CASH!!
--Mel Narvey

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
--Arthur C. Clarke

He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits, work stoppages, collusive bidding, discount discrimination-and taxes.
--H. E. Martz

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
--Robert A. Heinlein

There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
--Unknown

Nothing in life is certain except death and taxes
--Benjamin Franklin

Liberal Democrats are inexorably opposed to tax cuts, because tax cuts give people more power, and take away from the role of government.
--Rush Limbaugh

Will some reporter, or some Republican on the Sunday shows, please ask why tax cuts raid the non-existent Social Security Trust Fund but all the Democrats' new spending doesn't? Will someone please ask that?
--Rush Limbaugh

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.
--Rush Limbaugh