[OESY]

The Tax Poem


Tax his land, tax his wage, tax his bed in which he lays.

Tax his tractor, tax his mule, teach him taxes is the rule.

Tax his cow, tax his goat, tax his pants, tax his coat.

Tax his tie, tax his shirt, tax his work, tax his dirt.

Tax his chew, tax his smoke, teach him taxes are no joke.

Tax his car, tax his a.., tax the roads he must pass.

Tax his tobacco, tax his drink, tax him even if he tries to think.

Tax his booze, tax his beers, if he cries tax his tears.

Tax his bills, tax his gas, tax his notes, tax his cash.

Tax him good and let him know that after taxes, he has no dough.

If he hollers, tax him more, tax him until he's good and sore.

Tax his coffin, tax his grave, tax the sod in which he lays.

Put these words upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom!"

And when he's gone we won't relax, we'll still be after the inheritance TAX.

[Elenheru]

LOL!!!! ROFL!!!!! GREAT POEM! I read it in class and burst out laughing needless to say everyone looked at me and the teacher (until reading it) got mad. I was fun though once again NICE POEM!

[Billie]

OUCH! Moral of the story - spend ALL your money before you die so there's nothing left to tax. :)

[JustAmy]

Good evening, OESY

Thank you for the cute tax day poem. I would laugh but it doesn't sound like a joke. : (