[mean lunch lady]

Were any tests done to determine if these toddlers had rabies?

[Kenny Bunk]

Dammit, toddlers don't kill. In fact, they make excellent family pets whenm housebroken. But there are too many careless owners out there who neglect to train them. It's gotten so bad in my town that:

I scarcely dare walk my Preso Canario-Chow-Rottweiler-Wolf-Pit Bull-Mastiff-Dobermann-Hyena Hybrid downtown anymore. These vicious toddlers have made my pet so nervous it just whimpers the whole darn way!