Probably wont remember s#it tomorrow
That's OK...My toilet paper stock will thank you in the morning. I think you may be soley responsible for kicking the soft tissue industry up...at least an eight of a point.
Yep, you gotta be alert, 'cause we need more "lerts." Ha. But no, this isn't a recent phase, it's a three-going-on-four decade rolling phase... no big adjustments in toilet paper needed...
The Chinese have "wine" that tastes just like tequila - didja know that? It's nasty at first... you'll get used to it. I did.