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To: bd476
Any suggestions? Thanks in advance.

  1. Buy a Mac.
  2. Never run MS Internet Explorer. Use Safari or OmniWeb instead.
  3. Never, never, never install anything made by Norton. You can run Virex once in a while if it makes you feel better, but it will never find anything.
  4. Promptly and permanently forget about viruses, worms, pop-ups, pop-unders, Trojan horses, whack-a-mole porn ads, and all the rest of the filth that comes with being a Windows user.
  5. Get your work done, go to bed early, and as you fall into a sound sleep, snicker at the folly of those whose businesses depend on the good will and competence of Bill Gates' minions.

You're welcome.

-ccm

11 posted on 03/29/2004 11:16:11 PM PST by ccmay
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To: ccmay
you forgot some more that follow when you buy a mac

6. Become a vegan
7. Stop bathing, start to smell
8. Only wear sandals
9. Become a fashionable male (if you know what I mean)
10. Build a small shrine to Steve Jobs

Hey, lighten up! I actually like macs.
14 posted on 03/29/2004 11:19:37 PM PST by edeal
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To: ccmay
Nahh, why waste all that money buying a Mac? One could easily just get Linux and install it on the same hardware.
15 posted on 03/29/2004 11:19:57 PM PST by kingu (Which would you bet on? Iraq and Afghanistan? Or Haiti and Kosovo?)
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To: ccmay
But I can't use a Mac. I'm a heterosexual.
30 posted on 03/30/2004 7:01:20 AM PST by AppyPappy (If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
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