To: bd476
Any suggestions? Thanks in advance.
- Buy a Mac.
- Never run MS Internet Explorer. Use Safari or OmniWeb instead.
- Never, never, never install anything made by Norton. You can run Virex once in a while if it makes you feel better, but it will never find anything.
- Promptly and permanently forget about viruses, worms, pop-ups, pop-unders, Trojan horses, whack-a-mole porn ads, and all the rest of the filth that comes with being a Windows user.
- Get your work done, go to bed early, and as you fall into a sound sleep, snicker at the folly of those whose businesses depend on the good will and competence of Bill Gates' minions.
You're welcome.
-ccm
11 posted on
03/29/2004 11:16:11 PM PST by
ccmay
To: ccmay
you forgot some more that follow when you buy a mac
6. Become a vegan
7. Stop bathing, start to smell
8. Only wear sandals
9. Become a fashionable male (if you know what I mean)
10. Build a small shrine to Steve Jobs
Hey, lighten up! I actually like macs.
14 posted on
03/29/2004 11:19:37 PM PST by
edeal
To: ccmay
Nahh, why waste all that money buying a Mac? One could easily just get Linux and install it on the same hardware.
15 posted on
03/29/2004 11:19:57 PM PST by
kingu
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To: ccmay
But I can't use a Mac. I'm a heterosexual.
30 posted on
03/30/2004 7:01:20 AM PST by
AppyPappy
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