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[Just another Joe]

This weeks tobacco related threads.

THE END OF PRIVATE PROPERTY
HEALTH DEPT. RAIDS MIKE 'CIGAR' HOTEL (NYC)
Farewell to a FReeper FRiend - Max McGarrity One of our own is gone
War looms over FDA regulation of tobacco
RJR to cut leaf buys
Physicians and Health Activists Call for Renewed Focus on Tobacco Prevention
Nicotine gum to hit shop shelves
Florida: For restaurants' banned smokers, it's great outdoors
US tobacco firms reject calls for no-smoking drive
Anti-Smoking Ad Campaign Could Go off the Air Without Tobacco Money (Ironic...) Oh, the humanity of it!
Two initiatives take aim at indoor smoking
[Michigan's GOP] Speaker supports higher cigarette tax than [its liberal Democrat] governor
The Truth About the Truth.com
City Bans Outside Smoking In Front Of Kids And so it continues in the logical progression (for antis)

[Just another Joe]

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[Gabz]

Howdy, Howdy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[international american]

Morning Joe, how art thou?

[international american]

Morning Gabz!

[Just another Joe]

I art fine, wench. ;^)
Wouldst thou be imbibing this fine day?

[Conspiracy Guy]

High and bye. Later J A J

[Don W]

A good morning to one and all. Joe, I'd like an O'Keefe's Extra Old Stock, a Pack of Player's filter, an ashtray and a small snifter of Glenmorag.

I'm having a lazy day, and I'm reading the latest book in the Dune series.

[Argh]

I haven't seen this picture of Hillary before, it's a hoot. That's a picture of Karl Marx in the background.

[Gabz]

I just got this in email, and have only skimmed through it quick....but it looks like they are fighting back in toledo.

Warrant issued in smoking ban battle

Apparently this particular paper is one of the worst of the worst in being totally in the corner of the antis.......

[Gabz]

Same to you!!!!

[Argh]

You guys'll like this.

[international american]

I wilst request a Carlsberg kind suh!

[Gabz]

I had seen that on another thread earlier...but didn't notice the pic of Marx until you pointed it out!!!!!!

[Just another Joe]

OK, you don't want much, do you?
Hopefilly you're talking about "Glenmorangie"

[Just another Joe]

Whooopsie, that post was suposed to go to Gabz.

[Just another Joe]

Awww, have a beer. …………. wench (grin)

[Just another Joe]

And a Carlsberg for you.

[Don W]

That's probably why I'm still single. I'm too demanding, and never give anything in return < LOL >.

Glenmorangie is just dandy, thanks. I suppose I can sniff the glass just as well as a small snifter. I LOVE the aroma of a fine Scotch.

Here's a week's worth of 2 liner quickies.



>Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"
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>Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?"
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>A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"
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>The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine"
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>"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,"
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>"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself,"
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>A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all," ;
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>"Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.
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>An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
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>The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.
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>The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
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>Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder
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> 1.. All the DNA is the same.
> 2.. 2. There are no dental records.
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>A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"
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>The agent replies, "Just a minute..."
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>"Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.
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>Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How was he killed?" asked one detective.
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>"With a golf gun," the other detective replied.
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>"A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?"
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>"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."
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>This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a blonde wearing the tightest pants he's ever seen. Finally his curiosity gets the best of him, so he walks over and asks,
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>"How do you get into those pants?"
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>The young woman looks him over and replies, "Well, you could start by buying me a drink."
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>Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion."
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>Joe: "Really?"
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>Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."
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>A man is recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
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>"I'm O. K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered.
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>"What did he say," asked the nurse.
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>"OOPS!"
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>While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice.
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>"What do you think?" I asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?"
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>"Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get it all in one."
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>Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old granddaughter and beeped the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, "I did that by accident."
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>She replied, "I know that, Grandpa."
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>He replied, "How did you know?"
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>She said, "Because you didn't say "asshole" afterwards

[Gabz]

Have you already started imbibing so early, Joe? I thought I was the resident lush that did that!!!