[mountaineer]

Among the 60-year-old senator's recreational plans: biking, snowboarding and skiing.

Did you see the story about Pepe and daughter Vanessa going shopping in Boston? He bought a jockstrap. He is such a human dynamo.

[BigWaveBetty]

Uh,,, NO, I missed that one! Ewwww. What is it with these libs and buying unmentionables with their daughters? Remember clinton, chelz and the thongs? Of course you do, ewwww again.

And why would Kerry buy a jockstrap anyway, it's not like he's got anything to put in one.

[Carolina]

He bought a jockstrap.

Is that supposed to appeal to us? I tell you, images and visions of Kerry aren't appetizing. He conjures up the strangest things: