That wienermobile is built on a 1948 Crosley chassis. I couldn't bring myself to mess with a classic like that.
I think the armored Chevy Suburban with the remotely-operated ma deuce in the pop-up turret would be more practical for me. That would be my number-two dream machine. Number three would be a Hummer with a dummy M-60 on top (this is Michigan, you know). Number four, and the only one remotely possible in my universe, would be a high-end 2006 Vette. Gotta give them a year to debug the C6 platform.
Yeah.... Anything beyond mounting a big ole weiner to the top of it would be 'too much'. ;~D