"Hey, by the way, Butthead, did you ever hear the one about the kid who stole the nacho cheese? His dad sent him to the store to pick up some nacho cheese, but he came home with some Swiss cheese. His dad told him he got the wrong kind of cheese. The kid answered that he was sure it was the right kind of cheese, because when he ran out of the store the owner yelled after him, 'That's not yo cheese! That's not yo cheese!' See, nachos--not yours, get it?--uh-heh-heh!"
"Beavis, if you tell that joke again, I'm going to smack you. Actually, I oughtta just smack you anyway." [SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!] "Uh-huh-huh. . . ."