[Fedora]

I congratulate you: that list is more evil than anything I've yet devised. Very clever. . .but not clever enough! For you see, by pronouncing "Gilolias Shaleborn" backwards--which would, of course, be "Nrobelahs Sailolig"--I am able to open up an interdimensional portal which summons the characters from your fanfic directly to the material plane, where they will do my bidding by helping me take over the UN--which was my plan from the beginning, that you have now unwittingly fulfilled. Bwahahahahahaha!

[stands2reason]

Hey I didn't do it, I just posted it.

But I provided the link, so it's not plagiarism. So there.