Hey, throw me a fricken' bone here, okay! I was about to add, "fricken laser beams". What is this, gang up on Dr. Evil day? I suppose it's not bad enough that Austin Powers has escaped while we were arguing about this--but he won't get far, because you see, it was all part of my evil plan: I've attached a homing transmitter to him which will lead us directly to the location of his hidden fortress. Which, it turns out, appears to be in Hawaii--it appears we have a spy--Dr. JenB, it looks like you have some explaining to do. . .