[Fedora]

No Moria for me, thanks. I like to dwell on the outside of the mountains. ;-)

All Hobbits need to feel the sun shining on their faces and cool breezes through open windows.

But haven't you ever wanted to go on an adventure?--or is that not respectable among Harfoots? :)

[RMDupree]

I live vicariously through other folks' adventures. I prefer to keep the tea boiling, the bread baking and the ale flowing!

Besides, setting out a plate of bacon in this place is quite the mini-drama.