[billorites]

When you're a Elf,
You're a Elf all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dyin' day.

When you're a Elf,
If the spit hits the fan,
You got brothers around,
You're a family man!

[HairOfTheDog]

It's not easy being green.
It seems you blend in with so many other ord'nary things.
And people tend to pass you over 'cause you're
not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water
or stars in the sky.