From Liz Smith:
'TUCKER CARLSON, the bow-tied conservative of CNN's "Crossfire" chats with Elle magazine this month, on the subject of women and sex. Carlson says "One area of liberal phenomenon I support is female bi-sexuality - this apparent increased willingness of girls to bring along a friend. That's a pretty good thing." What do women want, Elle asks Tucker? "They want to be listened to, protected and amused. And they want to be spanked vigorously every one in a while." He also admits if he had to spend his life as a woman it would as Elizabeth Birch, "formerly of the Human Rights Campaign because you'd be presiding over an organization of thousands of lesbians, some of them quite good-looking." (Folks, nothing you can make up is better than what people actually say these days!)
Who is Carlson's guilty fantasy bedmate? "Hillary. Every time I see her I think I could, you know, help . . . She seems tense." [LOL! EWWWW! LOL! EWWWW!]
Asked to choose between conservative talkers Laura Ingraham or Ann Coulter, Carlson believes "Laura would be less likely to hurt you. With Ann you could get bruised on the angles."
Tucker opines that it is best not to argue with a woman. "Most of the time you can beat a woman in an argument. But what do you win? Nothing. You get short-term pleasure followed by a lot of pain."
He also says, "I like women." Well, good luck getting them to reciprocate your Neanderthal feeling, kid.
What is up with Tucker? He used to be pleasantly plump and happily married to his high school sweetie with three kids. Now he is almost anorexic and surely he can't be still married with all those fantasies he has been having.
Here is an interesting tidbit about the Carlson family. His daddy, Richard Carlson, was divorced from his Mama and was sort of like the John Kerry of the Republican side - an awfully good date for socialites because of good manners and family but he had no money. He too hit the jackpot by marrying Patricia Swanson, heiress to the frozen food company. This was when Tucker was about 10. And Tucker was raised in the lap of luxury.