Katie Couric To Undergo (Another) Facelift

Woman's Wear Daily | Greg Lindsay

[skinkinthegrass]

LOL!..Do you have pic. of the the "mother" in Terry Gillam's Movie, BRAZIL w/John Pryce?...perfect for Katie Couric. :)

[Balata]

“In her business, and I know her very well,” said Lesesne, “there’s a life span, and there are hundreds of people behind her who want her job. And this is her image she’s protecting.”

Katie! Your shelf life has now expired.

[dr_who_2]

Actually, the truth is far more convoluted. Michael Jackson wants to host the Today Show. He knows full well that the ratings would drop like a rock if he was introduced to the viewing public as a new host, so he'll go under the knife one more time and disguise himself as Katie Couric--the classic doppelganger. I just wonder how Today Show fans react when the new Katie Couric jumps on top of the news desk and grabs her crotch.

[hole_n_one]

She's worried about the outside of her head, when she should be worried about the lack of substance inside her head.

Once again, you......

[nmh]

It's what is on the inside that needs straightening out. Outer appearance change won't help her.

[dr_who_2]

Guess she's just not as perky as she used to be.

[BobS]

I guess you also have a TV card?

Pamela looks much happier than Katie. But that's besides the point. It's too early for Katie to have a face lift. She should wait until November:)

[nmh]

She looks like your garden variety comic book character that makes a living as a whore. Not impressed.

[Rome2000]

The good news is that she can only get so many facelifts,so she should be history by 2006.

Funny how her liberal friends at NBC don't like old bags screwing up their ratings.

[Reaganwuzthebest]

She's worried about the outside of her head, when she should be worried about the lack of substance inside her head.

Lol some of these people with face lifts they can't even move their facial muscles any longer they're so stretched tight. They end up looking like a zombie.

[TADSLOS]

You mean this one?

[bannie]

Phony bitch

May I add...Phoney, Creepy bitch with a creeping forehead?

[Paul Atreides]

Maybe Katie will get stretched so tight that the part of her body she is always talking out of will wind up where mouth is.

[martin_fierro]

When plastic surgery goes wrong:

Farrah Fawcett-Majors

[Paul Atreides]

Yeah, and it's even funnier how the old bag feminists don't mind going along with the facelifts.

[mombonn]

Perky is as perky does, ugly goes straight to the bone.

[cmsgop]

May you get a Corvette in Heaven Son............

[bannie]

Katie! Your shelf life has now expired.

'Fraid that one was sour before she went on the shelf.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Lol some of these people with face lifts they can't even move their facial muscles any longer they're so stretched tight. They end up looking like a zombie.

"Hey! I resemble that remark!"

[Mr. Silverback]

Dang, girl's skirt gonna come up every time she raises her eyebrows, she keeps this up.