[tallhappy]

You see, your ignorance has made it so you couldn't tell that this is an obvious joke.

You actually thought this may have happened.

[dead]

Boy, you are weird.

It wasn't a joke. It was presented as an actual event. But I guess you know better, having (I assume) not listened to the broadcast.

The National Enquirer has a pretty decent record for accuracy in their gossip. We'll see if this turns out to be true or not.