True, but Christ was not an alcoholic, as GWB has admitted to being. What is a weakness for one may not be for another.
That's because he had the good sense to just stick with the Gallo hearty burgundy...it's the wafers that'll kill ya.
You wrote ... He would have followed Christ and quit drinking sooner.
... which specifically says that Christ quit drinking.
Christ didn't stop drinking, so it should be made clear (especially to that eight year old) that you've used Christ to take a cheap shot at President G.W. Bush.