If George Bush could change one thing about himself it would be... Ideas Needed

self ^ | 2/5/2004 | Self

[Hootch]

My 8 year old is doing his book report tomorrow on a biography of George W Bush. He is going to dress up in a suit and tie and play the part of Bush. There were funny moments while reading with him like the time that he asked me why George Bush was President if he had a "run-in with the law" (it was a silly fraternity prank and very funny at that).

At the end of his presentation will be a time for Q&A. One of the questions that is almost always asked is "If you could change anything about yourself, what would that be?" Any ideas??

By the way, this is at a public school in Southern Cal in a VERY liberal area. I am going to watch with pride tomorrow morning.

[theophilusscribe]

Here is a portion of an article, quoting the President about the effect of Christ on his life.

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Published on Monday, February 10, 2003 by the Baltimore Sun
Bush Turns Increasingly to Language of Religion
by David L. Greene

. . . The sincerity of the president's religious commitment seems beyond doubt. Bush is a churchgoing Methodist who said he has not drunk alcohol since 1986, when he recommitted himself to Jesus Christ. In 1999, when asked in a campaign debate what political philosopher he most identified with, Bush named Christ, "because he changed my heart." . . .

[boris]

"He would follow the Constitution."

Bingo.

Also he should get his eyes separated (like Michael Jackson, only not so extreme) and his ears tucked.