Posted on 02/02/2004 2:46:14 PM PST by BongsideReform
Edited on 02/02/2004 3:01:17 PM PST by Sidebar Moderator. [history]
Hey what is up My People. My name is mark and i am the third coming of christ. christ second coming was in the rastafarian religion but no one believed it cause he was black. well thats a little besides the point. The main thing is that i promote love, peace, and happiness. I am the voice Bush and i believe we had a discussion Friday night. Nobody out there is god he rests in the heavens above and has sent me down here to spread the news that the world isnt ending and he has bigger and better plans for all of us. There is a Heaven and Hell and where you go depends on how you live on earth. Lets cut to the chase. I know how to raise the value of the dollar by 500-400%, Lower the price of all goods to 20% of its cost right now, erase all debt, Give the perfect government to the people, Strengthen free enterprise, Protect the environment, unite the world, legalize Marijuana, Teach family values, Get drugs off the street ( Marijuana is not a drug). PREVENT REVELATION, end war, end hate crime, cure lung cancer, start and complete a revolution in a couple of days, end greed, majorly reduce the stress in this world (therefore the average lifespan would Jump drastically), and literally make the US and even the world with your help one nation under god. (theres a lot more but you get the picture) And you ask how my brothren(brother+friend). With a system of government combining good ol' fashion American Democracy with a form of communism strictly for people in a whole, where every excess government dollar goes straight back to the people.(lets get a little deeper) The government offers corporate america a chance of a life time and a day to cash out all U.S. bonds. (they will be greatly rewarded)in exchange for a quick roll over to this new government where the price of stock is just enough to pay for itself and the cost it pays employees. Prices of all good will drop drastically to around 20 percent of their normal price causing the value of a dollar to jump 500-400%. with prices dropping that much and the value of a dollar going up so high the economy would be perfect.(this is where it gets good) For those who want to follow their dreams (american democracy) and become an entreupeuneur the government will pay them to keep prices low enough to pay for stock and the cost of their employees. All utilities are owned and operated by the Government and dispersed for free. With the fall of the stock market and corporate america Credit should be ebolished unexpectantly erasing all debt. With the value of the dollar risen we can finally pay off the giant deficit we have burried our selves in or maybe ask the rest of the world to just jump into our party uniting the world. I do call myself a bongside reformist. Neither left right nor middle. I am walking among my peoele so i am naturally for my people in a whole. I was going to rise up but who says we need chaos before peace. And you politicians are poeple also. I do put extra emphasis that i am the third coming and not the second. The second coming was Rastafari from the rastafarian religion of jamaica, but he was black so Naturally no body believed him so i kind of look at it as a prototype of what is happeneing now. Rastafari showed poeple hot to live life like god intended. Worry free and happy(Bob Marley was Rastafarian) Rastafarian=Christianity. God has given me the ability to teach and pass on my lifestyle with the use of marijuana(trust me it spreads quickly) this government is designed for this lifestyle and would be greatly enhanced by the legalization of marijuana. The government would control all aspects of marijuana growth so the plant can be rationed freely ultimatly ending the use of drugs (marijuana is not a drug. you can get in trouble for constructing a meth lab, but for planting a seed?) How Marijuana fits into the picture. The bongside revolution is a revolution designed by (the master creator and I)(one and the same) that uses marijuana as the fuel to lead the revolution. When i smoke with my poeple they learn the life style and get to know me which empowers them with the ability to pass it on.(click) Legalize and it will spread like a wild fire. Mary Jane was put on this earth so the world wouldnt have to come to an end and we could live happily ever after.(like the jamaicans. love in every heart, a smile on every face, and peace in the mind) The new testament tells all about what is happeneing now and states you are a fool if you read the ending first lol. I agree in every aspect of the bible besides the point that jesus drank. Jesus drank wine i smoke ganja. alchohal=intoxication, marijuana=enhancement(trust me youll hear the click). Marijuana Heals Lung cancer if the people quit smoking and switch(trust me). all cigarettes should cost triple so we can stop the cancer problem and the money can go to help the kids(im full of great ideas). Most of all by offering marijuana as a safe alternative, you can get all drugs off the street, but only if it is free. metephorically speaking marijuana is my blood and bread is my body. I, as a person, am a good hearted, intelligent, knowledgeable, free spirited, rebellious, optimistic, hard working straight forward, down to earth, loving and happy individual. I love everybody in this world. That is why i am the chosen one. When i said i dont care i meant I dont care about the petty things aka drama. I care about people, love, animals. relationships, Nature IN a Whole, feelings, helping people ect. My main goal on this earth is to teach people how to literally ***LIVE**** FOR GOD<------- Meaning of life. Pop in a Bob Marley CD once in a a while (you know what i mean) I see our current form of government as currupt as corporate america is today where the big man steps on the little guy just to get a little bit higher on the social chain. 100's of millions of dollars every month goes into the pockets of government officials and workers every month. All that money should be given back to the people (government jobs are converted into private jobs cal trans etc.) You beurocrats have way to many rules, regulations, and guidelines. I think its about time we showed poeple how to live. Drop the drama and stick to the basics. No hate crimes (which would seriously deminish if Marijuana was legal and we adopted a better form of government). Obey the speed limit dont do drugs, follow the ten commandments, and be my friend and i will take you all to the promise land. All i ask is you know where it comes from. We are one nation under god and created equal and shall remain that way forever. WHEN WE GOING TO GET STARTED. I TRIED TO CALL MULTIPLE TIMES BUT YOUR OPERATORS DIDNT BELIEVE ME LOL Mark Halleck dob 10-07-86 (jesus was 17 once to)
P.S. There is no way the antichrist could rise up with my goal in mind. *Wink Wink God changed his mind(shhhhh surprise) Alternate ending
Prime age period for the onset of schizophrenia, BTW...
The new title took away my punchline. I was going to post previously, that in rastaspeak these things would likely be called "zots".
Let's get to-gether and feeel alllright...
Or how not to live, as the case may be...
Communion wafers, metaphorically of course...
ebolished?? Is that ebonic for abolished? LOL!
Ebonics for pee-hole??
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