[Professional Engineer]

I swear that clock speeds up when I'm walking and slows down when I'm running.

Yours does that, too, huh? :)

Just as ole Albert Proudfeet Einstein predicted.

[Ramius]

Ever notice that when you get in an elevator at the end of the day and make some comment to the other people in there to the effect that "Wow, that was a long day" or... "Wow, today really flew by really fast"... did you notice that they will -- almost without exception-- always agree with you???

I have a working theory that time is not a constant. It really does speed up and slow down.