[Wneighbor]

I think maybe I'll wander down ta the courthouse and get a marriage license and then marry my laptop, or maybe my coffee cup. I can't decide. I love them both dearly.

Honey, that is very scary. You never know what else might kidnap you to get that marriage license with you!!! I don't wanna see you on the news tonight standin' there with some guy! :-)

I'd go for the coffee cup myself. Much less maintenance required. If it's large enough! Always gives me a pick-me-up. Wakes me up in the morning and puts me in a better mood. All around good guy he is! :-o

[sip]

Oh no! It's empty!

[Ramius]

You never know what else might kidnap you to get that marriage license with you!!!

No worries... I'll just be the one standing there with a cup of coffee.