[g'nad]

s'posed tuh get up tuh 60 on friday... then the next cold fronts s'posed tuh come thru...

fire hazard seasons about tuh start here... lotsa fires in the spring round these parts... there's a pyro about... if'n I ketch him, there won't be any trial... I'll be a'puttin' that shovel tuh werk...

[Wneighbor]

There ain't nothin' on the TV and I'm too tired to work on the house.... so, I'm watchin' a PBS special on Texas Independance. They're tickin' me off... makin' us sound like weenies they are.

[osagebowman]

g'nad; unfortunately also an old Ozark tradition, burn the woods so's as ta kill the ticks and green up the grass. Horsefeathers, but it goes on each year.